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Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
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Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Jay Leno
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
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Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
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Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!
Thomas Hood
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Love in the real world means saying you’re sorry 10 times a day.
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Love in the real world means saying you’re sorry 10 times a day.
Kathie Lee Gifford
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One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
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One tradition I have with my friends is that when one of us gets married, we have a ton of fragrance oils and pretty bottles at the bachelorette party. Everyone puts a drop or two in a bottle for the bride and makes a wish, and the bride wears our creation on her wedding day.
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Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
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Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
Shane Leslie
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It’s better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.
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It’s better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.
Elizabeth Kenny
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I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
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I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years’.
Henry Moore
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Today or any day that phone may ring and bring good news.
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Today or any day that phone may ring and bring good news.
Ethel Waters
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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I’m an idiot.
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