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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.’
Steven Wright
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
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Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
Douglas Coupland
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To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
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To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn’t wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
Lionel Blue
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman
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Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
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Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.
Satchel Paige
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
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If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
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If you look over the years, the styles have changed – the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it’s really the same.
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul
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Love the giver more than the gift.
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Love the giver more than the gift.
Brigham Young
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To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.
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To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.
Franka Potente
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You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
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You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
Jerry Seinfeld
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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
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The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
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