The two biggest meals of your life you don't have to cook and you don't get to eat. The first you don't eat because no man eats – or cares what he eats – at his wedding. The second you don't eat because, well, no man eats at his funeral, either.

The two biggest meals of your life you don’t have to cook and you don’t get to eat. The first you don’t eat because no man eats – or cares what he eats – at his wedding. The second you don’t eat because, well, no man eats at his funeral, either.

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