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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Groucho Marx
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
Groucho Marx
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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