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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
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Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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